someone on tumblr: SHOTS FIRED
me: [calls up the lieutenant demanding to know the position and size of the enemy force, orders him to prepare defensive measures and put the bombers on alert]
"Talk dirty to me"
if you sent this off anon I would bet 140 us dollars that I would not recognize your url
oh sorry for interrupting you while you work on a document of your backgrounds and skills… you may resume
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me